Description

Like you and all rational people, we at Ranger Up like to envision a world where Teddy Roosevelt and his Rough Riders existed in an alternate universe where dogs evolved faster than apes and Gangsta Rap dominated the late 19th century.

In that alternate dimension, Teddy Roosevelt still is awarded the Medal of Honor, gets shot in his chest and finishes his speech anyway, and calls himself the Bull Moose, but he is actually an adorable Bull Dog who leads the Ruff Ryderz into battle while playing the song Teddy Gonna Give It To Ya .

This is totally normal.

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